So, seeing as the school week is finally over (thank God for that one), tonight I can go home and rest assured that my normal pilage of the internet world will be able to continue properly tomorrow. Thank God again. Along with the peaceful night of sleep that will come with this knowledge, will be the state of mind as well. Not only is it vital to my existance that I get this “take over the world one blog at a time” deep inside my brain, but that I can act upon it as well. As we all know, I am very tough on this matter, and see my “pilaging” as important (at least to me).
Of course, not only is it super important that I continue along the path of internet pilage, but that I continue in such a way that is COMPLETE and also CONSTANT. Because, well, that’s the only way to continue in the minds of others (repetition, they say, is always better the second time. There’s also studies that say repetition is the best way to remember things. Isn’t this so people will remember me?).
But on other notes, not only am I grasping a firm grip upon the human race with my blogging, but I am entrancing many upon the Messengers of Instant (Instant Messenger, for those who totally think my way of talking to day is out of wack, sorry, just my mind set). It’s fun work, sometimes long and painful-typing for hours on end certainly ends up hurting the wrists. Really, it does. Especially when it’s cold. Same thing happens when writing, just a different pain, but it’s the same thing. Anyway, back to my entrancing of people……It works quite simply. I talk to people, they hear what I have to say. After a while, I employ them to read my blog, they are now my little hench men. KIDDING!!!! (And for any of you reading this that I DO talk to on Instant Messenger, you know that is’ true. I do give you the link to my blog, but I do not make you my hench men, nor is that the only reason I have for talking to you. Come on, this is ME we’re talking about. I’m too nice for that. And you people know who you are that are for more than just talking too-conversation only gets you so far. It’s connections that make everything all the better-YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!).
But, this is the way it’ll go down. Certainly, it will.
I will brainwash everyone-into thinking that I am right. Even though I already am, some people aren’t really into thinking that way just yet.
Second, I will be President of the United States, and you all will vote for me. Because you will be brainwashed to know that I’m right.
I already have the CIA, FBI, UCLA, USA, USSR, DoD, and MySpace on my side. Okay, that is a total crock, as you all WELL KNOW, but hey, I can dream, can’t I?
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March 18, 2008 at 18:03
Nice post., brother
March 19, 2008 at 11:03
Why thank you! However, I must leave you with this. I am not a “brother.” =P. As we all know, I am a female. Not a dude. Now, other than that, thanks! =D
March 29, 2008 at 13:03
Oh! Wonderful job!
Very good and useful post.
I add your interesting blog in my iGoogle page!
We’ll expect many new interesting posts from you