New Things in the World of Royal Geekdom

Hey guess what?
My friend told me that today is the day of the release of the new version of D&D.  And if you don’t know what that is, then you need to become a geek.  Wait, dont’ become a geek, I do’nt want you to.  Becuase I want to have a small group of geeky friends, not a whole group of people who are with me.  So maybe you should learn. 
Anyway…
We were talking about it last night, and since I’ve never played or had a friend who has or wanted to….He had to explain what it was.  I’ve always wanted to play D&D, just never have had the chance, because I’m sad that way – I have no geeky friends.  Terrible, I know.

Anyway…I learned the basics of the game-play of D&D. 
So there’s the Dungeon Master, and they make a story or whatever and tell it to the people and then you have to go around, like going to the castle place in Zelda sort of.  Anyway, then the DM has to be the bad guys and decide what they do, and then you roll dice a whole lot, do decide everything and then you’re all fighting and what not.  It’s pretty great, right?

Anyway……I am so having my Aunt take me to the Rainy Day Games store, or whatever it’s called, when I’m up in B-Town with her in July.  Because the closest one to me is an hour away, and I’ll never get to go.  But ya, we are so going….Okay?  Glad you agree. 
But that’s exciting, right?
How is it -not- exciting?!?!?!?!?

It’s Dungeons and Dragons, fuckers! =D
And, of course, I mean that in the best possible way.  =D