I am thoroughly bored.
Does that surprise you?
It doesn’t surprise me.
You know, the word “surprise” is spelled funny. Or, maybe I just talk funny. Whenever I say it, it’s “su-prise” and not “sur-prise” as it should be. Then again, I do talk funny, so I guess it’s just me.
I am so bored.
And so rather stupidly entertained.
Don’t ask why, but I am. Very, very easily entertained. It’s more of a curse than you may think. Yes, I am a teenager who happens to be entertained with lots of things that tend to be somewhat okay.
This one?
Ya, not so much.
So sorry to a certain person who will find this rather creepy, but I have gone through a year and a half of archives since yesterday. Archives of blog, that is.
Creepy? Kinda ya.
Stalkerish? Eh, not really. Stalkerish would be to, oh, send a million emails about how I wanted to have nasty kinky sex with them and then tie them up in my basement for the next six weeks, only to let them out when they’ve thoroughly convinced me that they are not the spawn of satan. (And since I am not stalkerish, I don’t write a million emails, nor do I want to have “nasty kinky sex” with them, nor do I even have a basement, nor do I think they are the spawn of satan, for all those who were wondering).
But, still, it is creepy.
Yet. I. Can’t. Stop.
It’s compulsion.
I have the weirdest compulsions.
Someone should take me away from the internet for two weeks.
Oh wait, I’m about ready to do that already, huh. Well, lucky for me. It’ll work out nicely.
God damn it. I was doing it again. I just sorta clicked over after typing that last sentence about it’ll work out nicely, and then bam….I got through, oh, I guess five, seven posts?
This is bad.
Step away from the computer. But, wait, I’m at the end of March of 08, and I was in 06 yesterday afternoon…..And I am in March, almost up to date….
Step away from the computer – after I get to what I’ve already read.
God this is bad.
Really….Really….Really bad.
I might be a little obsessed.
Not like it hasn’t happened before…….But that’s beside the point.
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July 3, 2008 at 19:07
The problem is when you run out you will get bored. There’s not many people whose blogs I’ve read all the way through, but there have been a few interesting enough to merit it and I didnt think it was weird. They thought it was weird when I kept them in my basement but whatevs.
July 4, 2008 at 09:07
Yes, I will be bored when I run out. That’s the thing. But, either way, I’m going to run out sometime, because I don’t really think there’s much I can do about it. Its…So….Enticing….And….Makes…Me…Curious…As to what there is to find.
I haven’t read anyone’s blog all the way through….I have read most of one, but it got boring reading the same stupid stuff over and over again – a stupid head who denies that they wrote it in seriousness as well, but that’s in different posts.
Oh, and ya, whatevs….There is nothing weird with keeping someone in your basement – which is why I so want one.
July 7, 2008 at 08:07
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