WHY is Celery making me do this? Oh yes, he said there was a prize!

1. Do you like blue cheese?
Never had it before, I think.

2. Have you ever smoked?
No, but I have had the effects of second-hand smoke, which were ill-effects, so you won’t catch ME smoking, kthxbai.

3. Do you own a gun?
Does a BBGun count?!?!?!

4. What flavour of Kool Aid was your favorite?
OOooOOOooooOOOmmmmmmm…….I don’t know. I liked them all. I think I liked the Fruit Punch kind the best, though.  Used to drink Kool-Aid ALL THE TIME

5. Do you get nervous before a doctors appointment?
I don’t know, haven’t had one in years.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
I try to NOT think about them, especially when they’re what’s for lunch. Like today.

7. Favourite Christmas movie?
The one with the “you’ll shoot your eye out!” just because it’s hilarious…A Christmas Carol, yeah, that one.  So funny, in a stupid-christmas-movie-i’ll-only-watch-when-nothing-else-is-on way.

8. Favourite thing to drink in the morning?
HOT CHOCOLATE!!!!  Or coffee.

9. Can you do push ups?
I can, yes. Do I enjoy them? OF COURSE NOT!

10. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry?
Better question is do I WEAR jewelry, to which the answer would be in the negative, thanks.

11. Favourite hobby?
IMz and Blogz0rz and Plurk and that kinda stuff.  And piano! And listening to musics!
I like them all about the same, I think.

12. Do you have A.D.D.?
For reals, no. In reality, sort of.

13. What’s one trait you hate about yourself?
…..I don’t hate anything about myself, I think.  I frustrate myself frequently, but not to the point of HATE, thanks.

14. Middle name?
SHHhhHHHhhhHhhhhhh……..the stalkers don’t need MOAR fuel, kthxbai
I really like sayin’ that today, huh.

15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
Three, aren’t you asking a lot?
I used to like the number three, it was cool.
That was a long time, ago though, can’t remember when, but like, last year, Junior year long time ago…maybe even before that!
That’s three, right?

16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
Milk, hot cocoa, water.

17. How many siblings do you have?
NONE.

18. Current hate right now?
……No idea.

19. Favorite place to be?
The playground of my mind – the world is right there, yes.  Anything goes, and it’s quite nice.

20. Where would you like to go?
GERMANY!!!!!

21. Name three people who might complete this:
Well, since Celery only did, that would leave Carrots and Moose, and I have NO IDEA if they will.  So, nobody I surmise.

22. Do you own slippers?
FUCK NO!

23. What shirt are you wearing?
The one with JIMI HENDRIX on it!!!!!!!

24. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
Don’t have any, and never done it, so I have no idea. I like mine, thanks.

25. Can you whistle?
Yes.  Not all that great at it, but hey, it works.

26. Favorite colour?
ORANGE, dur.

27. Would you be a pirate?
Can’t, I’m a Sailor. DUR.

28. What songs do you sing in the shower?
I don’t sing in the shower. However, next time I’m home alone, and have the inclination to take a shower, I am SO singing.

29. Favourite Girls Names?
Sela.

30. Favourite boy’s names:
Bob. KIDDING!

31. What is in your pocket?
Nothing.  I did have money in one, but I had to give it for lunch.

32. Last thing that made you laugh?
The fact that Celery did one of these things.

33. What vehicle do you drive?
I don’t drive, I ride.

34. Worst injury you’ve ever had?
When I ripped my fingernail off. Like, completely off. Like, it had to regrow all the way. Like, you could see what’s there UNDERNEATH the nail. It’s kinda smooth, kinda bumpy.  There was lots of that puss-stuff coming out of somewhere with it – this was in 4th grade mind you.
OBVIOUSLY I’ve never broken a bone

35. Do you love where you live?
No. WHY would I refer to it as HELL if I loved it?!?!?!!?

36. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Two.

37. Who is your loudest friend?
…..Amanda.  Other than I don’t know if my other friends are loud for I’ve never been around them to tell.

38. Do you have any pets?
Yes.

39. Does someone have a crush on you?
How would I know?!?!?!?!!??!?

40. Your favorite book(s):
You expect me to keep that list handy?!?!  PUHLEAZE.

41. Do you collect anything?
…..Not really.  I don’t think so anyway.

42. Favorite Sports Team?
Do I even FOLLOW sports?  Yeah no.

43. What song do you want played at your funeral?
….Good question.  I’ve never put much thought into it, other than that one time, I was listening to a song, and I thought “this would be a good song to play at my funeral” but I don’t remember what song it was.

I’m not going to force anyone else to do this evilness. But if you want to, go right ahead.

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